i am definitely not a musician, but i have written a few songs because i have garageband and sometimes too much time on my hands. they are pretty stupid overall, but if you listen, you will agree there are grammy award-winning moments in each.

Trippul Big Mac and a Diet Coke
this is my fat rapper called "trippul big mac and a diet coke". this is his first release, which is huge. get it? huge? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh forget it.

M&M
my friend marienne sierk and i do sketch comedy together, and this is a rap based on our vaudeville characters mary elaine and marvin. it's kind of dark, so if you get skeered easy, don't listen.

tax rap
i wrote this trying to win $10,000. i didn't win, but i did win some crappy tax software.